Have no fear! Van Hellsing is still the worst movie ever. I, Frankenstein felt like a pilot for a CW show from the Underworld creators. I, Frankenstein is fairly predictable. Hero is confronted by henchmen and is standing near an open window. Will he jump? Of course he will. Inexplicably Frankenstein’s creature is the hot, buff, eyeliner never looked so good American Aaron Eckhart and is surrounded by Brits and Aussies. If you’re looking for mindless, grim action without a sense of humor but a fairly cohesive albeit predictable story, then see I, Frankenstein.