Given all the ratchet news that comes out of Florida, I felt compelled to watch a documentary called Florida Man. Florida Man is only 49 minutes long and consists of random man in the parking lot interviews. The ages vary. More often than not, the man is inebriated, but is ready to pontificate about random subjects of pride. Florida Man is not a must see, but it may have reinforced my resolve to not flee to Florida to escape winter.