Don’t watch Deliver Us from Evil. First, demonic possession has never been so tedious and boring. The origin of the possession leads to a bunch of Latin words found by American soldiers in Iraq. Initially you may think, “Shout out to the Exorcist,” but no. Latin words younger than the tomb-no relation, not important, keep moving. Linda Blair set the standard, and now everyone should owe her royalties. Second, there is rampant cat slander and abuse as if cats are in league with the devil. You know what that kind of thinking led to-the Black Plague! Everyone knows that Satan hates cats. Third, did you know that demons are fans of The Doors? Fourth, NYC is always broody dark and raining. Fifth, NYPD prefers hand-to-hand combat, especially with knives wielded by Jeff Winger from Community. Oh, Deliver Us From Evil isn’t a comedy-fail! Sixth, though Eric Bana is allegedly a good actor, I have yet to see him in something that I actually enjoyed watching. Seventh, it feels like Deliver Us From Evil is a pilot for a show with a priest and a hero with special powers from God, but less fun. The only redeeming moment: obligatory black cop reacting like a normal human being to what is going on-thank you, Dorian Missick, who also appears as a shady cop in Haven. We appreciate your service. Oh, and the priest is a hot Spanish guy. Don’t want to forget that.